Showing posts with label Miranda Kerr. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miranda Kerr. Show all posts
Sunday, July 24, 2011
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Miranda Kerr Ass Inspector
Miranda Kerr Ass Inspector
I know there's been a lot of Miranda Kerr lately, but can you blame me!? And speaking of butts, how great of a job is it to be Miranda Kerr's ass inspector. I mean, not only is that, by definition, the greatest job ever, but it would also have to be the best. Step 1: Is Miranda Kerr's ass still perfect? Step 2: Yup. And you're done. And aside from actually being Orlanda Bloom, and getting to tap that ass every night, it's about as a good as you'll ever do in this life.
I imagine that in Heaven, everyone is a Miranda Kerr ass inspector.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Miranda Kerr strips off sexiest photoshoot
As a model for underwear brand Victoria's Secret, Miranda Kerr is used to posing with barely any clothes on.
But compared to her latest magazine photo shoot, the lingerie campaigns are practically modest.
Orlando Bloom's Australian model girlfriend poses naked in a sizzling new shoot for men's magazine GQ.
The 26-year-old, who is pictured in a pair of pants in one shot and a black thong and matching bra in the other, told the U.S. edition of GQ magazine that her high-flying life means she only gets to spend around one day a week at home.
'I'm lucky,' she said. 'I like my own time.'
She has her pet dog, a Yorkshire Terrier, to keep her company.
Miranda recently denied reports she has lost weight to fit into the super-skinny catwalk clothes.
She said: 'I am the same weight and measurements I have maintained for more than three years.
'I am conscious of not only maintaining but promoting a healthy lifestyle and I wouldn’t be able to sustain the hectic nature of my modelling commitments if I wasn’t 100 per cent committed to feeding my body the food, vitamins and minerals it needs.'
Two years after becoming a Victoria's Secret Angel, Miranda's earning power has steadily risen.
She came in at number nine in Forbes magazine's annual list of the world's top paid models.
From July 2008 until June 2009, Miranda earned an impressive $3million.
Her private life is going equally well - she has been happily dating British actor Orlando for over two years, with whom she lives in the Hollywood Hills.
But compared to her latest magazine photo shoot, the lingerie campaigns are practically modest.
Orlando Bloom's Australian model girlfriend poses naked in a sizzling new shoot for men's magazine GQ.
Cover up: Miranda Kerr wears nothing but a denim jacket as she strips off for men's magazine GQ
The 26-year-old, who is pictured in a pair of pants in one shot and a black thong and matching bra in the other, told the U.S. edition of GQ magazine that her high-flying life means she only gets to spend around one day a week at home.
'I'm lucky,' she said. 'I like my own time.'
She has her pet dog, a Yorkshire Terrier, to keep her company.
At least she's found her specs: Miranda poses nude, except for a pair of glasses
Miranda recently denied reports she has lost weight to fit into the super-skinny catwalk clothes.
She said: 'I am the same weight and measurements I have maintained for more than three years.
'I am conscious of not only maintaining but promoting a healthy lifestyle and I wouldn’t be able to sustain the hectic nature of my modelling commitments if I wasn’t 100 per cent committed to feeding my body the food, vitamins and minerals it needs.'
In great shape: Miranda Kerr shows off the body that won the heart of Orlando Bloom by posing nude on a rug as part of a GQ fashion shoot
Two years after becoming a Victoria's Secret Angel, Miranda's earning power has steadily risen.
She came in at number nine in Forbes magazine's annual list of the world's top paid models.
From July 2008 until June 2009, Miranda earned an impressive $3million.
Her private life is going equally well - she has been happily dating British actor Orlando for over two years, with whom she lives in the Hollywood Hills.
Sultry: The Victoria's Secret model showed off her poses in the February issue of the U.S. edition of the magazine
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